Premium Terry - Wake Up

Consciousness is overrated. ☕😴

For those mornings where even coffee can't help. When 'wake up' feels like a personal attack and consciousness is negotiable.

Premium 240gsm terry cotton that rebels against fast fashion. Built to last, designed to disrupt.

Why This Works:

• 240gsm terry cotton for the perpetually tired
• Aggressive wake-up call aesthetic
• Relatable morning struggle humor
• For chronic snoozers everywhere

Perfect For:

Night owls, morning haters, chronic snoozers, anyone whose alarm is their nemesis

Not mass-produced. Not apologetic. Just authentic.